Traditional Hair Styles

[Bugbear]

I'm just joking about the following, String.

I Wonder if monkey hair makes good yarn? Will we hear of String one day living in a forest of Africa knitting kilt hose from silver back gorilla wool? Will String move into a cave to live and observe the sasquach? Will String get dark blue feathers and other designs tatooed on her face? Has String ever swung from a vine in the rain forest? Will String smack the bonobo chimps on the head with a bundle of rolled up banana leaves while screaming, "Stop it! Stop it! Bad monkeys!"?
Will we ever know?