Snappy comebacks

[ohneplo]

Just a few more additions. When asked . .

• By a man: It's the smallest airport in the world.....2 hangars and a night fighter.
• By a lady: A wee sporran.
• By a lady: Chanel No. 5. / Lipstick etc etc
• How badly do you want to know?
• To a lady at church: What God graced me with.
• Gi’e us your hand lassie, I’m a mon o’ few wurds
• “You know what your teacher used to say?....If you want to know the answer, put your hand up and find out.”
• For one Dollar, I'll tell you. For five Dollars, I'll show you. For ten Dollars, you can find out for yourself.


Top 15 favorite responses to women who ask "the question":

15) A lady doesn't ask and a gentleman doesn't tell!
14) If you want to get down on your knees, I'll show you!
13) As you can see.. my socks and shoes/boots!
12) The usual.
11) Well, well, well.. you must be the bad girl in your family!
10) I'll bet you didn't know that I wear a kilt.. just to meet women like you.
9) What do you think? Buy me a pint and maybe I'll let you check for yourself!
8) Well, I don't want to brag.. but this may be a turning point in your life!
7) Nothing is worn.. everything is in perfect working order!
6) Only my wife knows.
5) If I tell you, you're gonna want to see for yourself, just like the last dozen girls!
4) Of course it's true! But, if you want to check, you'll have to show me yours first!
3) If your hands aren't too cold, you can reach up under there and check for yourself!
2) How bad do you want to know?
1) Good girls don't ask.. but bad girls find out for themselves!

Fair winds,

Bruce

[Captain Karrot]

1) Good girls don't ask.. but bad girls find out for themselves!

This is another favorite of mine...always gets a good response!

[highlander_Daz]

If Im ever asked why Im wearing the Kilt I normally say

"with legs like mine its a crime not to"

normally shuts em up