Quote Originally Posted by Beertigger View Post
It sure ain't the Sonoran Desert, is it?

My wife's still p***ed that I don't want to move to Scotland, like, next week.

This lil' thing called m-o-n-e-y gets in the way, though.
Yeah, it'd take some gettin' use to all them green plants & water everywhere!

And it'd be kinda strange goin' out fer a hike in the countryside & not have to worry about all kinds o' poisonous critters or prickly plants! Why, a feller could become downright relaxed & inattentive in such a gentle environment, but I'd be willin' to give it a try, tho'!

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