I love that word, kevorka. Would make a great name for a pipe tune.

Dunno about the rest of yall, but this wasn't the 1st time a young female showed me her apparatus. In fact, I have witnessed ample displays to conclude that 'black' is the preferred thong color. And as I recollect, all had colorful stamps as well.

On New Year’s Eve, my drummer & I were performing at a local pub. A young cutie accosted drummer and me wanting an Answer.

This was at a downtown Memphis Irish-themed pub that’s located within a multi-level mall. It also has an “outdoor patio” protruding into the mall functioning as its dining area. We were in full view of the diners.

Drummie and I were on a break in front of the dining area, when said female approached and demanded an Answer. She proposed to “show us hers”, if we would reveal ours. We declined - she went ahead and showed us “hers’ which consisted of the standard issue naughty bits.

I quickly glanced around trusting this display was going unobserved. What I saw was the entire dining section frozen in time, their forks halfway to their mouths….

Slainte yall,
steve


Pipers are generally clothed in scarlet & fine linen... fare sumptuously every day... and are courted and caressed by every body, especially by the Ladies, who would prefer a Piper to a Prince... Captain Robert Menzies - The Bagpipe Preceptor, pub. 1818