Kilt Pin Science

**Bugbear** · 4th March 08, 10:38 PM

Woo Hoo!!
Wait, maybe not...

**BoldHighlander** · 5th March 08, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by Howard Clark

Y'all never been out on the farm with an electric fence as children, have you ? I can assure you that it most certainly will conduct.

Oh....electric fences...reminds me of a time I was working at a dairy farm & got "blown" thru the air by an electric fence (wasn't from relieving myself upon it either )
Should I tell you the tale sometime Ted?

**BozemanboB** · 5th March 08, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Marshal Moroni

... "Capacitor of the Kilt" ...

What about those of us who were inducted into The Kilted Clan?

Are we accused of wearing our kilts with the wrong polarity?

If so, I guess I'm guilty as charged!!

What is my punishment? Am I to be grounded?

Alright, that's enough...

**Bugbear** · 5th March 08, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by BoldHighlander

Oh....electric fences...reminds me of a time I was working at a dairy farm & got "blown" thru the air by an electric fence (wasn't from relieving myself upon it either )
Should I tell you the tale sometime Ted?

Sure! If you want, post it in my gardening thread or the hair thread. What ever you do, don't post it in the white tie thread... On second thought...

**Bugbear** · 5th March 08, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by BozemanboB

What about those of us who were inducted into The Kilted Clan?

Are we accused of wearing our kilts with the wrong polarity?

If so, I guess I'm guilty as charged!!

What is my punishment? Am I to be grounded?

Alright, that's enough...

No, it isn't enough!

If your kilt is the wrong polarity, you have it on backwards. If you're not feeling grounded, you should be in a hunting version of your tartan. And no, wearing a hat made from a lamp shade that is flattened on one side doesn't count as a kilt... unless it's a white tie event...

**Bugbear** · 9th March 08, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by McFarkus

Will a kilt capacitor facilitate time travel?

Of course. From this instant to the instant that is one instant in the future. We did it quite a few times while I was writing this.

Now to calculate the integral of the...

**davedove** · 10th March 08, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

Of course. From this instant to the instant that is one instant in the future. We did it quite a few times while I was writing this.

Now to calculate the integral of the...

Actually, I find that when wearing a kilt pin I find myself slipping two nano-seconds into the future, then back one. The effect only happens occasionally, and happens too fast for me to realize it, but I just know it's happening.

**James MacMillan** · 10th March 08, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by davedove

Actually, I find that when wearing a kilt pin I find myself slipping two nano-seconds into the future, then back one. The effect only happens occasionally, and happens too fast for me to realize it, but I just know it's happening.

Now that you mention it I think I do this to..... Or I guess I should say that I do this two..... Two steps forward, one step backward....... Linear forward time travel can be so maturing!

**Bugbear** · 10th March 08, 12:48 PM

Te he, te he he he, it kind of tickles when you skip an instant... It was really tingley last night when every one but us in Arizona set their time forward.