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10th March 08, 06:18 PM
#7
 Originally Posted by Panache
I'm sure there are a lot more but these came to mind...
If you refer to your kilt as your “Tank“, “5 yarder“, or “Box pleat“, you might be an X Marker
If the following words “Tewksbury”, “Newsome”, and “Rab Gordon” conjure images of kilts and knives and not the people who make the them, you might be an X Marker
If you talk about a Freelander and don‘t mean the Range Rover, you might be an X Marker
If you see a rubber chicken and immediately think “GRANT!” , you might be an X Marker
If the image of a whisky glass and Dumfries Scotland are permanently linked in your mind, you might be an X Marker
If instead of Hector you say “When G Man was a pup”, you might be an X Marker
If you have a “knockabout kilt”, you might be an X Marker
If you spend more than 30 minutes a day actively thinking about clothing that you are and will not be wearing that day, you might be an X Marker
When dressing in the morning if you think “WWHD?” , you might be an X Marker
(If you got that last joke, rest assured, YOU ARE AN X MARKER!)
Cheers
Jamie
Wow. I've got it bad then. lol
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