Dirk Skene: Why is it everytime I see you post, I get thirsty...?

Pipesndrumsnun: It was very rare seeing snow, and even more rare to see that much snow in the area. I've been here 23 years or so, and I've seen maybe one other good snow like the snow that fell earlier this month.

Doc: I'm with you; I am no longer as skilled as I once was. I don't know if I'll ever invest the kind of time I once did with juggling, but I'd like to get back to juggling 6 and 7 balls this year. What kind of performing did you do in the 80s?

Emolas: If somebody had a properly modified chainsaw and I had about five minutes to get warmed up, I'm sure I could do that.

Until that day comes, I'll stick to juggling snowballs in a kilt on rare snowy days in Texas...