I'm laughing with you. I've always worried about such a thing...AND, it is REALLY difficult in a great kilt cause of all the extra fabric to take care of!! Sitting can be worrisome....HOWEVER, (not to give TMI!!), standing to relieve oneself in a kilt is the ticket (glad I'm a man!), cause in reenacting, out in the field and being 54, it can be expected at any time...a wee lift of the kilt and one can be finished. A VERY funny story about that..but not sure where I should post it.....Moderator? A story about one of my Sjts. who had to relieve right before a battle reenactment and how we handled it...(only in a kilt could it have been accomplished!!)..Malcolm