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30th March 08, 01:24 PM
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Bent from what?
I've been getting over a bit of lower-back pain this past week. Today, I treated myself (and my back) to a massage.
I wore my Black Watch SWK. After a few questions...are you Scottish, what did you think the first time you wore one (which I thought was a great question, by the way)...we got down to business. After the massage, when I went to pay, she had a little trouble running my card through the machine. "It's bent from your butt," she told me.
I looked at her and said, "what?"
"It's bent from your butt. It's bent from your butt," she repeated, running the card through again and again.
I took two steps back from the counter...looked down at my open sporran...looked her right in the eyes and smiled. 
I'll bet she's not so quick to use that line again.
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30th March 08, 01:40 PM
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[SIZE="2"][FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][B][I]T. E. ("TERRY") HOLMES[/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"][FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][B][I]proud descendant of the McReynolds/MacRanalds of Ulster & Keppoch, Somerled & Robert the Bruce.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]"Ah, here comes the Bold Highlander. No @rse in his breeks but too proud to tug his forelock..." Rob Roy (1995)[/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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30th March 08, 01:40 PM
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She thought you had pockets!!
Very funny.
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30th March 08, 01:48 PM
#4
Reminds me of that joke that ends with the Scotsman getting a lap dance and trying to pay by swiping his credit card
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30th March 08, 02:06 PM
#5
hahaha,
great!! she'll no never to use that line with a kiltie!
Gillmore of Clan Morrison
"Long Live the Long Shirts!"- Ryan Ross
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30th March 08, 02:40 PM
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30th March 08, 02:48 PM
#7
I can only imagine the look on her face.
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30th March 08, 04:16 PM
#8
I've survived DAMN near everything
Acta non Verba
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30th March 08, 04:23 PM
#9
Ken, this story just made my day.
His Noble Excellency Ryan the Innocent of Waldenshire under Throcket
Free Your Legs!
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30th March 08, 04:32 PM
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Regional Director for Scotland for Clan Cunningham International, and a Scottish Armiger.
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