Well, it's about time. But why stop here, they need to ban kilts everywhere. These anti-establishment individualists need to be taught a lesson. People must conform to the norms of a civilized society and wear what normal people wear.

Hey!!! What are you doing at my computer???

Oops! Gotta go now!

I am so sorry. It seems my evil twin has gotten loose again. Please accept my apologies. I thought he was securely locked in the basement.