Note to all the color of this kilt will be described as MAROON TO avoid causing any more suffering by Panache
Now, now, let's not be hasty. We call his kilt "pink" in the same vein that the English call their riding jackets pink when they are clearly red.

Besides, the Pink Panache kilt has, well, panache due to its alliterative nature. It would be wrong of us to deny him the amusement of an alliterative device named after him.

I, for one, refuse to ever harm Panache in such a grievous way. I would hope he would do the same for any of us.