Originally Posted by
Coemgen
Ha HA! I knew it! You're in league with the aliens from Atlantis who built the pyramids with the resurrected mastodons and the lizard people of the Los Angeles sewers, aren't you? THAT'S why there are so many masons on XMTS! The forum is a plot by the Illuminati!
Wait… I'VE BLOWN THEIR COVER! THEY'RE GOING TO GET ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Note to the Inner Circle (known to the outside world as the Moderators), I feel it is my duty as a member of the Second Circle (known as House Chairmen) to inform you that the member known as Coemgen has come dangerously close to the truth.
Rather than eliminate him, I feel it would be best to channel false propaganda to him, allowing him to believe he has discovered the secrets of the order, when in fact he will be led down a false trail.
Oh, by the way Coemgen, a slight correction. The aliens are not from Atlantis. Atlantis is a city built by them here on Earth. They originally came from another star system.
And they didn't have to resurrect the mammoths. Instead, the animals used were the result of a breeding program where the aliens took samples of different creatures in their visits to Earth throughout prehistory. They then seeded those creatures into different places. This program is where the stories of Bigfoot, Nessie, and related creatures originate.
Last edited by davedove; 9th April 08 at 05:37 AM.
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