Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy View Post
Its all about the Laird of Kiltie,a vain and tyrannical land-owning snob with a passion for kilts...
He doesn't go about ranting about his long, flowing golden locks and firm round buttocks, does he? We have a character here who could do the part with little acting ...

Quote Originally Posted by JerseyLawyer View Post
It also took it a few moments to hit me, but... I hope to good Laird isn't going regimental!
If he's "wearing" an invisible kilt, does that count towards kilt checks?