I also want to draw your attention to this picture, in which the gentleman are two dashing fellows in kilts from the Nor Cal Rabble, but they fade out in comparison to the women who tolerate them.



Note that the F-H.C.A.G. is wearing a little bit of X-marks tartan on her jacket, with a small badge. You could easily do such a thing, take a bit of Clan tartan, perhaps cross it over in a single-loop bow, and pin it to your blouse or jacket with a clan badge.

It's inexpensive. It's tartan. It shuts up the dork. It doesn't cost much, and it doesn't pollute your closet with PLAID *shudder* all the rest of the year when you don't have to wear the bloody stuff.

And it looks good. Well, to US it looks good, even though you might think it's an abomination. Then again, maybe you LIKE plaid and just don't want to spend a lot of money or wear something hot to the Games. There ya go.