Originally Posted by
sharpdressedscot
Heck yeah!!
I should write some of these down.
Last night I went to Wal Mart to buy a book for my kids. Some guy pulled the whole "nice skirt" thing. I politely told him it was a kilt. He said it's still a skirt, and that I look like a "fag." I pointed to the books and said "You see these things? They're called books. Next time you think you should open your mouth, open one of these, instead. That way the next time you open your mouth, you might not sound so stupid." And I walked away. 
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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