I can't do it!

[Dukeof Kircaldy]

Hey, the arctic fox looks like my dog. As the Duchess of NC pointed out, it's OK for an "inconsequential" wild animal, but not for a pet? People stuff their pets (e.g., Roy Rogers and Trigger), and that's not in the British sense of the word.

Why not a sporran?

[Nighthawk]

Do you suppose there might be some legal issues, which could arise from turning fluffy into a sporran? I can only imagine what those PETA people might think.

Still, I have to say that I've threatened to turn my Grandmother's Yorkie into a sporran, on numerous occasions.

Couldn't I just turn those PETA people into sporrans instead? Or are there legal issues there, too?

[Dukeof Kircaldy]

he looks thrilled!