Only $117 thousand? Why, I'll take two, of course.
I don't know about the whisky or the dinner with bluebloods, but that must be SOME KINDA kilt.

Book of pictures of Scotland: $30
Bottle of Chivas Regal: $25
Round of golf at local club $75
Bagpipes CD $15
Saving enough left over to buy about 200 bespoke kilts: Priceless.