Brother, at least you did not wake up face down kilted on the beach with the cool Pacific Ocean wafting at your kilt and Hiram Abiff staring at you.

I recently had a kilted dream too, and I must say it was strange, I think it was because that weekend I did not have the opportunity to wear any of my kilts and my subconscious was begging to be kilted, even if only in my REM state.

Cheers
Chris