Well, wait a minute here. Is there none amongst us who once believed those things? I did, at least a few of them. I believed them because I didn't know any better. Admittedly, I didn't hold myself out as an authority on things Scottish---but I believed some silly things.

Better, by far, I should think, a quiet word after the presentation, a slip of a card with Matt's address jotted on the back, a reasoned and reasonable plea for better information, than a "Away with ye, ya jackanape!"

When we can, let us not "curse the darkness, but light a candle!" (I can't believe i just typed that.)