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26th June 08, 06:46 PM
#11
"how do you go to the bathroom in that thing?"
My standard response is, "lift and let loose."
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26th June 08, 06:50 PM
#12
 Originally Posted by ccga3359
I tell them "Well as a matter of fact I'm going right now..." Followed by a nervous glance down from them  .
Oh my, that response is pure evil!! 
I'm gonna have to remember that one...
Chris...
Youth & Enthusiasm are no match for Age & Treachery
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26th June 08, 07:04 PM
#13
Originally Posted by Nighthawk
The last time soneone asked me that, I said "I don't go to the bathroom in it- I usually go in the sink."
Last time I did that was at a Pink Floyd concert...
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26th June 08, 08:59 PM
#14
"how do you go to the bathroom in that thing?"
"Easy" 
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"If you’re going to talk the talk, you’ve got to walk the walk"
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26th June 08, 09:41 PM
#15
I usually just smile and say, "With the level of intensity that I am employing to stand here right now."
It never matters what I say, so I don't have to worry about coherency. They're always too busy staring at my sporran in preparation for the next question: "What do you carry in that fanny pack?"
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26th June 08, 10:53 PM
#16
1. Lift right knee
2. Grasp kilt hem with right hand
3. Lower right knee
4. Raise kilt hem
5. Commence process
MUCH Easier than pants!
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27th June 08, 03:06 AM
#17
One goes to the bathroom to bathe here in the UK. 
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Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
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27th June 08, 04:34 AM
#18
Originally Posted by James MacMillan
1. Lift right knee
2. Grasp kilt hem with right hand
3. Lower right knee
4. Raise kilt hem
5. Commence process
MUCH Easier than pants!
You know Jay, I've never thought about it but that just the way I do it. Kinda' scarry
Clan Sutherland
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." Lausrus Long
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27th June 08, 07:14 AM
#19
Well, I just go fishing for my tackle and stand at the urinal like evetybody else!
If anybody asks about it, I just tell them that my days of getting my bits caught in a fly zip are over!
Cheers
Bruce
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27th June 08, 07:52 AM
#20
I was at a wedding and walked into this very small bathroom with 2 urinals very close together, there is another gent there and I start to do my thing, he doesn't look over but says, "must be a pretty easy process in that rig".
I just smiled and agreed.
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