A little off the back, please

**Jock Scot** · 11th July 08, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by mbhandy

OMG

Have not seen that one.

Didn't know the Britts had cone heads.

MrBill

Steady!I used to wear one of those!

**Galician** · 11th July 08, 08:50 AM

Ah, but are you telling us, Jock, that your head is shaped like that?

**Jock Scot** · 11th July 08, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Galician

Ah, but are you telling us, Jock, that your head is shaped like that?

The bearskin would be a lot easier to keep on, if my head was that shape,believe me!

**Pleater** · 11th July 08, 12:00 PM

A couple of teddy boys are stopped by a policeman as they make their midnight way unsteadily along the High Street. He looks them up and down, and his gaze settles on their winklepicker shoes.

'Do your toes reach the end of those shoes?' he enquires ponderously.

The more inebriated youth regards him glassily, and then grins as a thought strikes him.

'Does your head reach the top of your helmet, Constable?'

**Jock Scot** · 11th July 08, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Pleater

A couple of teddy boys are stopped by a policeman as they make their midnight way unsteadily along the High Street. He looks them up and down, and his gaze settles on their winklepicker shoes.

'Do your toes reach the end of those shoes?' he enquires ponderously.

The more inebriated youth regards him glassily, and then grins as a thought strikes him.

'Does your head reach the top of your helmet, Constable?'

I love it!