A little off the back, please

[Galician]

Ah, but are you telling us, Jock, that your head is shaped like that?

[Jock Scot]

Ah, but are you telling us, Jock, that your head is shaped like that?

The bearskin would be a lot easier to keep on, if my head was that shape,believe me!

[Pleater]

A couple of teddy boys are stopped by a policeman as they make their midnight way unsteadily along the High Street. He looks them up and down, and his gaze settles on their winklepicker shoes.

'Do your toes reach the end of those shoes?' he enquires ponderously.

The more inebriated youth regards him glassily, and then grins as a thought strikes him.

'Does your head reach the top of your helmet, Constable?'

[Jock Scot]

A couple of teddy boys are stopped by a policeman as they make their midnight way unsteadily along the High Street. He looks them up and down, and his gaze settles on their winklepicker shoes.

'Do your toes reach the end of those shoes?' he enquires ponderously.

The more inebriated youth regards him glassily, and then grins as a thought strikes him.

'Does your head reach the top of your helmet, Constable?'

I love it!

[ardchoille]

I've never seen that one, thanks for posting it!
I literally fell out of my chair