Omg!!

[Beertigger]

Mine was. Unfortunately so was my chest.

Hah!

Can't say I was that thin, but I was pretty scrawny for being well over 6'.

The trouble doesn't come with an expanding p*ants size, but from the 'eave' that develops over time.

Gotta start doing something about mine, before I develop a Praire-Style overhang.

[Pleater]

I still keep one of my hippy skirts and some really good suede minis that would make good handbags. I take them out and sigh once in a decade or so.

I had a 26 inch waist into my 20's - and then suddenly I didn't even have a waist, but an equator.

I supose I could blame my defunct thyroid which was not picked up for a long time, but now I know that I just can't eat carbohydrates without it getting turned into fat storage.

What the medics call healthy is not natural for Humans. We never evolved with aoo these strange carb dense foods - grain was not even around during our evolution, it had not happened yet.

Ah well - at least I am shrinking into old age, though the low carb diet seems to be keeping some of the signs at bay - the portrait in the attic still looks good.

Baroness Anne the Mirthful of Fritterton on the Heath