Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[TheKiltedWonder]

...and then try to sell it on E-Bay







http://cgi.ebay.com/Black-Water-Stil...QQcmdZViewItem

Oh, sad day! I had to laugh this when I read it in the item description:

There are no rips, tears or stains

...aside from the pin jammed in there.
I kinda feel bad for the poster. S/He doesn't seem to know too much about kilts and maybe misinterpreted a few pictures of kilt-pins...Also anyone is looking for a cheap SWK (I think) sporran, they're selling one...

[###KILTEDKIWI###]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit the first time i saw this...

[Nick the DSM]

are those shaved legs?!

[Roan Carter]

Say what you will -- he certainly has the legs for it.

[###KILTEDKIWI###]

ah um...well noticed?

[Standard]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit the first time i saw this...

My eyes...my eyes. That is just wrong in so many ways. Somethings you just can't "unsee".

[Nighthawk]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit the first time i saw this...

You know, I think I should counteract that. (What's wrong with you?!?! You couldn't at least post a warning first?!?!)

So here's a DO:





DO use a wooden sword to give your best friend a spanking on his birthday! His sporran is in the cockeyed position because I had just given that smack on his nether regions that I had promised before he stepped in to the ring with me.

[###KILTEDKIWI###]

How about these gems

just found this one amusing...



AND THIS ONE, EITHER PULL IT UP OR AH NEVERMIND...
(hopefully no knows these guys, soz if ya do)

[McMurdo]

Don't wear shorts under your kilt


Do go to your Clan tent at the Highland Games.

[sirdaniel1975]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit the first time i saw this...

I think if I had seen this person at an event, I might of actually had words with him!