Quote Originally Posted by Ted Crocker View Post

You know, back in college, I had a chanter. I would take it back in the practice rooms and jam with the jazz dudes. If you have a plastic reed, you can really play between the cracks on the chanter by itself. You'll also turn blue and pass out if you're not careful.

Disclaimer: all of that is horrible advice, so don't take it.
Done... and done. Already started turning blue. On the other hand, I still sometimes play my bass until my fingers bleed, so I'm hardheaded that way!