1. In a pool: Think of all the drag, plus imagine the effect of the chlorine.

2. Around Colonial Williamsburg: it's a nice walk while kilted, I just get tired of everyone mistaking me for an employee--regardless of shirt or shoes. "Is there ceramics here?" "The college has a great ceramics studio, I dunno about CW..." "You know, if I worked here I'd make an effort to learn a bit more about the place" "As would I..."

- The Kilted Wonder [who can skinny dip kilted. Note the "wonder" in his name.]