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Originally Posted by Robertson
Just like the tee shirt " I'm Scot-Irish I get drunk and fight with me-self "
The comedian Johnny "Bagpipes" Johnston has a line similar to that. He says he's half Irish and half Scottish. He loves to get drunk, but he hates paying for it.
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and each orders a drink. By great coincidence, three houseflies come buzzing along and one lands in each man's drink.
The Englishman says, "Waiter, there is a fly in my gin, I shall require another."
The Irishman discreetly pulls out the fly, tosses it over his shoulder, and finishes his Irish Whiskey.
The Scotsman carefully grasps the fly by its wings and, shaking the insect over his scotch, he shouts, "Spit it out, you little bugger, spit it out!"
Originally Posted by Robertson
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