Every night that I'm out DJ'ing a show I go kilted. Now, when I'm working, I tend to not drink. But, I'm getting out of the clubs right about the time that the local cops are REALLY looking for anyone to pull over. After about the fourth or fifth time that I've been pulled over on "suspicion" most of the local police have learned that if I'm kilted, then I'm sober... (I know, I know... Sounds like a bad joke...) So now they just walk up, look in the window, and then say "Thought so..." Of course, the new female officer, (read that as "totally HOT") just had to threaten to do a body search...