Oh what a hoot!!

I'd love to see the looks on people's faces when they are told - I wonder if they have a security camera.

I suspect that was thought up by someone who has served in the British military, having met with similar thinking before now. Possibly special forces, they have a sort of sideways sense of humour that is quite awful on its day, but becomes a thing of admiration, if not legend, once time has mellowed it.

Anne the Pleater