Just how far does this rabbit hole go?

[Bugbear]

All right, here's how it works. You will get all set up with your kilts, then you will realize that you need other things. You will then get other things. At some point you will start wanting a better kilt, and you will realize the other things you got could have been better. You'll need new other things. You will end up with better other things than the new, better kilt, and you will need a better, new, better kilt.

You will start thinking about black tie and white tie events, and realize that none of the other things you have are going to make the cut at black tie events.

The hole ends when you have-in addition to all your other kilts and things-a Scottish handsewn tank with solid silver, engraved and monogrammed buckles; a doublet of some sort with real silver buttons; a seal skin sporran with solid silver cantle that matches the button and buckle designs; a pair of real patent leather pumps; and Scottish hand knitted Argyle hose that exactly match your tartan. I'm sure I missed something, but it's something like that.

When you have all that, you do it all again.

That's what the rabbit said.

* I forgot the bejeweled swords and knives and dirks...*