Just how far does this rabbit hole go?

[Panache]

(To the tune Who do you love?)

I’ve got a Barb Tewksbury kilt around waist, I got a Rab Gordon knife in my sock
New cavscout belt and an R Kilt strap, and you know I’m ready to rock
Got a brand new Fergusson Brit sporran , and it's a-made out of the softest fur
Come on take a little walk with me newbie, and tell me how do you kilt?

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

Around the town I wear an Inverness cape, take it easy Newbie you know you can’t escape

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

I've got a balmoral hat and hand knit hose, I’m an X Marker! Newbie and you know it shows

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

Now Hamish took a-me by my hand, he said "Jamie you don't understand,
How do you kilt?”

The forum was empty and the screen went dead, there in the dark of I could have sworn I heard what he said,
I turned to face the mirror and somebody cried, "No fears Newbie let X Marks be your guide!"

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

Yeah, I've got fly plaid flowing with an XMTS pin, I’m an X Marker, Newbie, I never give in!

XMTS tartan kilt, ghillie brogues on my feet, got the Dropkick Murphys on the radio and ya you know I can’t be beat!

How do you kilt?
How do you kilt?

I’ve got a Barb Tewksbury kilt around waist, I got a Rab Gordon knife in my sock
New cavscout belt and an R Kilt strap, and you know I’m ready to rock
Got a brand new Fergusson Brit sporran , and it's a-made out of the softest fur
Come on take a little walk with me newbie, and tell me how do you kilt?

How do you kilt?
How do you Kilt?


With apologies to Bo Diddley and George Thorogood



Cheers

Jamie

[davedove]

If you feel you are overwhelmed, just click your heels together and repeat three times: There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.

What's that? The wrong story? I know it's the wrong story! It's just the only literary escape clause I could think of.

davedove as the Caterpillar

Great, now I'm going to have to look at the story because I can't remember what the caterpillar does.