Overheard in the Student Union

[morrison]

I'm normally a full-time kiltie, but for reasons I won't go into here, I've been wearing jeans this week. This morning, while I was walking through the student union to grab breakfast before class, I happened to overhear two girls talking in line in front of me.

"I haven't seen the kilted guy this week. I wonder what happened to him."

I just chuckled to myself. It's true... if I'm not wearing a kilt, I'm invisible.

I think it's shows a bit more evidence that there are some who don't look higher than the beltline (hmmm?), or more deeply than the weight of the wallet! Either way, you're correct about where the attention span seems to wane.