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[auld argonian]

Similar situation a couple of years ago...I was rushing to attend an event at my wife's Society and could not, even after ripping the closet apart, find that nice pair of black wool slacks that I had...so I threw on the kilt and shot out the door. Why the kilt? Couldn't find my pants.

You mom ought to lighten up...sounds like she's one-stop-shopping for insulting kilties, gay guys and crossdressers all at the same time. Not to overdo it but I know straight kilties and gay kilties, gay guys who would never wear a kilt and who would be insulted by the idea that they all wear dresses and crossdressers that would consider the kilt a man's garment and not wear it on those grounds.

Ma! Give it a rest!

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[BroosterB1]

You can lead an old war horse to water, but you can't make her think....

[sathor]

You can lead an old war horse to water, but you can't make her think....

She just learned in the last 15 years (I was in Highschool, but I forget which year) that the directions North and South are not synonyms for Left and Right. She thought North was always to the left. Not matter what direction you were going.

Her common sense ran out a long time ago, it's good she has a lawyer on retainer that tells her when she shouldn't do some things, and a good accountant. Otherwise.....

[sathor]

You mom ought to lighten up...sounds like she's one-stop-shopping for insulting kilties, gay guys and crossdressers all at the same time. Not to overdo it but I know straight kilties and gay kilties, gay guys who would never wear a kilt and who would be insulted by the idea that they all wear dresses and crossdressers that would consider the kilt a man's garment and not wear it on those grounds.

I'd say she has more than a normal share of Gay friends. I remember her flipping out when she found out I was a Pagan, and really flipping out when she found out my wife was a Catholic. She was more mad about the second because she didn't believe the first. But that is veering into a direction best not to head in...