I used to have this great page clipped from an Esquire magazine the theme of which was "how to do absolutely everything"...it was a step by step photo sequence of how to tie a bow tie by US Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan, a gentleman famous for wearing the bow tie. I had it permanently affixed to the mirror UNTIL my wife went on a cleaning binge and threw it out...

...obviously it was a useless piece of junk cluttering up the dresser top.

And the difference between men and women is...

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