Military Wit and Wisdom

[LANCER1562]

Also BOHICA. Again, ask someone who's served for a translation.

[Southern Breeze]

MILITARY FRIENDS vs. CIVILIAN FRIENDS
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you don't get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk and tell them
about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you in jail saying,...we
messed up...but hey, that was fun!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff until they PCS.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" 2 minutes later
"okay just one more".

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will repost this.