Quote Originally Posted by ###KILTEDKIWI### View Post
Was at a BBQ over the holidays, and a slightly intoxicated muppet, who failed to introduce himself to me at any stage, managed to pluck up the courage and ask...

"Whats with the skirt?"

Unfortunately, he failed to notice the large, shade giving and very friendly samoan chap in the corner, wearing a lava lava;

So my response was,
"i dunno, why don't you ask that guy over there..."(the one built like a battleship)

there endth the conversation...

Even my three year old daughter ripped in and told him it was a kilt...which was probably more embarassing for him(bloomin Aucklanders ah BeeDee )
I grew up in Parnell and the King of Tonga had his home there, so I know exactly what a lava lava is ( and also a sulu). The jerk must have been from Wellington, where they spend so much time in high winds that they get all sense blown out of them!

But it was a great response on your part, regardless.

Brian