Originally Posted by
ForresterModern
how is a guy supposed to keep up with all the needs of being a newly outed kilt junkie? Must have hose, must have hose, must have hose.
This sounds like a job for... diced hose. You might cover several tartans with a pair of diced hose in red/white, red/green, ???
Wife is beginning to complain that I have more "skirts" than she does, ....
Ah yes, an old joke but a good one! I have more skirts than many women I know. Get her the T-shirt from USAK that says "I wear the pants in this relationship."
Ken Sallenger - apprentice kiltmaker, journeyman curmudgeon,
gainfully unemployed systems programmer
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