Something's very, very wrong here

[McFarkus]

Did you push Enter on your computer keyboard when your ordered the kilts? Usually the mailman rings the bell with my kilt immediately after I push Enter.

[Pleater]

It's probably all those unfinished stories at the foot of the screen - having severally severely banjaxed the space time continuum and not yet resolved the damage it is no wonder that those who rely on outerworldly non temporal transit for unbelievably prompt delivery of kilts are having problems.

One thought, though - have you looked to see if it is already hanging up in your wardrobe?

Anne the Pleater