No, no! You've got it all wrong! It was at the Battle of Caerbannog 1209!

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There he is!

Where?

There!

What, behind the rabbit?

It is the rabbit.

You silly sod!

What?

You got us all worked up!

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!

Ohh.

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

You (jerk)! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Get stuffed!

He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Oh, yeah?

You mangy Scots git!

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... and so on...