Oh, if you only knew. (Of course, you are finding out.)

This stuff just gets worse as you go. You start out small with hose and sporrans from ebay--waiting a week or two--and before you know it, you're spending hundreds on tanks and custom jackets and waiting months! Happy to wait months. Begging the best kilt makers to allow you get on their waiting lists so you can wait months for the privilege of wearing a true piece of art.

Oh, the humanity!

BTW, where in Arkansas? I'm from NLR.