Just don't let the PETA folks find out you got that sealskin sporran. Or the . . . whoever the authorities are that care about such things. They're illegal in the US.

Funny, isn't it? Crime, runaway federal spending and pork barrell politics, tax-dodging would-be rulers, and someone is worried that a shop in California might have a seal skin sporran.

Nice of you to be honest enough to forward the package to its rightful owner. Just be careful about the you-know-what sporran. Don't want to get the sporran police after you.