Burns Night attire with jabot

[davedove]

You look grand, as a Piper I thought you would have sported the dirk on your right side

Only when I'm piping. As a "civvie" I wear it on the left, in case it has to be drawn with my sgian during an impromptu invasion of Illinois!

Gadzooks!!! An invasion of Illinois! As a son of that state, I must immediately rush to her defense!

Now, where did I put that rapier???