Please Betty, can Derek come out to play? I so want to have a go with his new flying toys 'cos my mum won't let me have any - all she keeps saying is, "Oh, for Goodness' sake, stop going on about it. Why don't you go and buy a nice new kilt instead? You'll enjoy that so much more."

Hmmmn! Maybe she has a point BUT, I still want to play with your 'planes next time I'm in Rumney!

Take care,
Ham.