Coat of Arms T-shirt?

[gilmore]

...It is my belief that there is a very special place in hell reserved for people who run Bucket Shops.

Regards

Chas

If I was Dante, I would place next to them those avaricious tartan merchants and ambitious clan societies that come up with lengthy and bogus lists of clan septs in order to peddle tartan and clan memberships to the unwary, selling every Brown, White and Black on the idea that there is a clan membership just for them. My father fell for this several decades ago, leading one nephew to get a huge clan crest that we have no relationship with tattooed on his back, my sister wasting several days in Scotland looking for genealogical connections that don't exist, and another nephew to buy an expensive kilt in a tartan that has no bearing on our family. The latter's father---my brother---now insists that if he gets a kilt it has to match his son's, regardless of it being a mistaken choice.

I was surprised to see a bucket shop at the Greenville, South Carolina, highland games last summer, selling "family" coats of arms right and left. I was disappointed when I got back home to find that there is no way to contact the games' organizers to protest their sponsoring this crime. I have decided not to attend any of these games again. (Well, the 90 degree heat and humidity also played a part.)