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                                                20th March 09, 07:20 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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			I've been wanting to ask this question for quite some time
		
			
				
					But I've been, well afraid to bring up the subject. So here goes.
 Before I begin, I am intending this to be a serious subject. For those of you who must respond with humor, please keep it clean.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Since I've been wearing kilts, which is less than a year now, I have had the most unpleasant experience, while relieving myself, of back splash. I've tried variations of angle, distance, and everything else I can think of to eliminate this rather annoying problem. Has anyone else experierenced this? What do you do to avoid the problem? So far, a wet wipe has been my best friend.
 
 Kinda makes me wonder what my blue jeans look like tho. Ugh.
 
 Should the moderators deem this inappropriate, I fully understand.
 
 Rich
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                20th March 09, 07:31 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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                                                20th March 09, 07:57 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					I would think that number one could apply also to the tutorial... It's safe and east
				 “Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.”– Robert Louis Stevenson
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                20th March 09, 08:19 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					With backsplash, I assume you're referring to while using a urinal...
 ...I've had similar problems, of course. I found the best solution was not to aim into the urinal, but to aim to the side wall, so that any splash goes off at an angle to the back, rather than splashing back towards you.
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                20th March 09, 08:25 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					OK, I'll put it all out there for you fellas.  If it's a commode, and the seat is clean, I will lift the aprons and sit on it backwards.  No splash, no mess, no chance of missing.
 There, I've laid myself open to all sorts of charges.
 Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)
 Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
 7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                20th March 09, 11:30 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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	my mom used to make me sit like that when I was little till I learned "control"
		
			
			
				
					  Originally Posted by turpin   OK, I'll put it all out there for you fellas.  If it's a commode, and the seat is clean, I will lift the aprons and sit on it backwards.  No splash, no mess, no chance of missing.
 There, I've laid myself open to all sorts of charges.
   
 I aim to the bottom right or left corner and stand close to the urinal... I know it sounds wierd, but the closer you are the more " vertical" the shot which means you're less likely to get splashback.... think of it like pouring a guinness, the first part of the pour you dont want alot of aggitation right? so you tilt the glass and it "runs down the side"
 probably could have used a better analogy but there you have it
 
 KFP
 Irish diplomacy: is telling a man to go to he)) in such a way that he looks forward to the trip!
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                21st March 09, 05:29 AM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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	The analogy is fine, as Guiness going in and its post processed product is what causes this discussion to need to be heard anyway.
		
			
			
				
					  Originally Posted by Kiltedfirepiper   my mom used to make me sit like that when I was little till I learned "control"    
 I aim to the bottom right or left corner and stand close to the urinal... I know it sounds wierd, but the closer you are the more " vertical" the shot which means you're less likely to get splashback.... think of it like pouring a guinness, the first part of the pour you dont want alot of aggitation right? so you tilt the glass and it "runs down the side"  
probably could have used a better analogy but there you have it
 
KFP 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                21st March 09, 08:56 AM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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				I will lift the aprons and sit on it backwards
			
		  
 Hey, no judgment here. But I have to say that if I saw this going down in a public facility, I might chuckle a bit.
 The Barry
 "Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis;
 voca me cum benedictis." -"Dies Irae" (Day of Wrath)
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                21st March 09, 09:24 AM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					Urinals are the most disgusting thing unless they are the type that are mounted in the floor.  If the choice is available, I use the kids urinal.  They are lower so you get a better angle of attack so less backsplash.  If no kids urinal, I use a toilet and aim at the back wall just below the rim or flush the toilet and shoot straight into the vortex.  If that's not an option I go find a tree  .  ONLY AS A LAST RESORT will I ever choose to use a wall-mounted adult urinal (and even then I will stand 5' back and use indirect fire  ).  Nasty, filthy most impractical device known to man. 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                21st March 09, 09:50 AM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					One can also go into a stall and sit normally.  If men have the right to wear kilts then we also have the right to relieve ourselves sitting down if we chose.  Even if its only #1.   I've paid a lot of money for my kilts...like to protect them from splatter.
 Ron
 Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton IslandLifetime Member STA.  Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
 "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
 
	
 
	
	
 
	
	
	
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