I've been wanting to ask this question for quite some time

**turpin** · 20th March 09, 08:25 PM

OK, I'll put it all out there for you fellas. If it's a commode, and the seat is clean, I will lift the aprons and sit on it backwards. No splash, no mess, no chance of missing.

There, I've laid myself open to all sorts of charges.

**Kiltedfirepiper** · 20th March 09, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by turpin

OK, I'll put it all out there for you fellas. If it's a commode, and the seat is clean, I will lift the aprons and sit on it backwards. No splash, no mess, no chance of missing.

There, I've laid myself open to all sorts of charges.

my mom used to make me sit like that when I was little till I learned "control"

I aim to the bottom right or left corner and stand close to the urinal... I know it sounds wierd, but the closer you are the more " vertical" the shot which means you're less likely to get splashback.... think of it like pouring a guinness, the first part of the pour you dont want alot of aggitation right? so you tilt the glass and it "runs down the side"
probably could have used a better analogy but there you have it

KFP

**ForresterModern** · 21st March 09, 05:29 AM

Originally Posted by Kiltedfirepiper

my mom used to make me sit like that when I was little till I learned "control"

I aim to the bottom right or left corner and stand close to the urinal... I know it sounds wierd, but the closer you are the more " vertical" the shot which means you're less likely to get splashback.... think of it like pouring a guinness, the first part of the pour you dont want alot of aggitation right? so you tilt the glass and it "runs down the side"
probably could have used a better analogy but there you have it

KFP

The analogy is fine, as Guiness going in and its post processed product is what causes this discussion to need to be heard anyway.

**Nighthawk** · 22nd March 09, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Kiltedfirepiper

my mom used to make me sit like that when I was little till I learned "control"

I aim to the bottom right or left corner and stand close to the urinal... I know it sounds wierd, but the closer you are the more " vertical" the shot which means you're less likely to get splashback.... think of it like pouring a guinness, the first part of the pour you dont want alot of aggitation right? so you tilt the glass and it "runs down the side"
probably could have used a better analogy but there you have it

KFP

Yeah, I think Budwiser would have the better analogy.