Quote Originally Posted by turpin View Post
OK, I'll put it all out there for you fellas. If it's a commode, and the seat is clean, I will lift the aprons and sit on it backwards. No splash, no mess, no chance of missing.

There, I've laid myself open to all sorts of charges.
my mom used to make me sit like that when I was little till I learned "control"

I aim to the bottom right or left corner and stand close to the urinal... I know it sounds wierd, but the closer you are the more " vertical" the shot which means you're less likely to get splashback.... think of it like pouring a guinness, the first part of the pour you dont want alot of aggitation right? so you tilt the glass and it "runs down the side"
probably could have used a better analogy but there you have it

KFP