I've been wanting to ask this question for quite some time

[Riverkilt]

Reminds me. Once heard that in the restrooms of English trains there were unpunctuated signs that could be read either as a statement or a command.

"Gentlemen lift the lid"

[acstoon]

For all those, not "sharpshooter" qualified:
Perhaps a Foley Catheter?

[McClef]

When kilted I prefer to sit down...

[ForresterModern]

Reminds me. Once heard that in the restrooms of English trains there were unpunctuated signs that could be read either as a statement or a command.

"Gentlemen lift the lid"

In college our common floor dorm toilet had a sign handwritten over the urinal stating " PLEASE STAND CLOSER----it really isn't as long as you think, and the next guy might be barefoot." The only graffiti in the bathroom that the janitors never painted over in the two years I lived there.