Quote Originally Posted by piperdbh View Post
Or the one about the penguin who says to the other penguin, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo," and the second penguin says, "What makes you think I'm not?"

I like Mael Coluim's idea from an older thread about the silk chrysanthemums. I'm going to look in local stores and try to find some of them, and hopefully have a few extras in my sporran to hand out. Thanks, Mael, for the idea (and the offer, by the way).
You're welcome.