Gibbs, hate to see you beg off just for lack of a kilt! If it's work keeping you away, I can relate to that -- but I'll defend your right to join the party however you are clothed.

Better yet, if you're a common size, how about one of us coming up with a kilt he can borrow? Got a 40 waist / 21 length light grey FlamingoKilt available. . . if that doesn't work, maybe somebody else can chime in until we get it right?